Kylie Marchewka '26's dog Bruno ready for senior assasin
Kylie Marchewka ’26
Staff Editor
Senior assassins has become a popular game amongst senior classes all around the country. The game consists of making a team with your friends and being assigned to get other teams out by squirting them with a water gun and filming it.
Typically you have to wear goggles on your forehead or over your eyes to keep you safe. At the end of the week, usually on Saturday, there is a purge where you can get anyone out and the goggles provide no safety. Each week players get assigned a new team to eliminate. The last player standing wins the prize. The game becomes extremely competitive and many people stress over who might be following them or will be waiting for them to get home.
Recently, Louisville participated in this competitive game with Crespi, and there have been many easy ways to lose the game. But fear not, these 10 ways will guarantee you the prize! The participants try to stay away from getting out fast, so here are some easy ways to win senior assassins in the future!!
Keep your goggles at home when you go anywhere so that you're more vulnerable.
Sit in your parked car with windows open.
When someone comes near, stand still and don’t run away so they can squirt you with the water gun.
Stay away from safe zones like your practice fields for sports, school, and jobs.
Then here are some other tips and tricks on how to easily win!
“Not reading the rules and going against them” - Max Cogbill ’26
“Go on a date with your boyfriend/ girlfriend” - Max Cogbill ’26
“Park in the street instead of your driveway” - Grant Woods ’26
“Go out during purge days and share your snapchat location” - Olivia Haber ’26
“Accept bait from people like money to get out of the game” - Luella MacVie ’26
“Post on social media where you are with the exact time you are there” - Hayden Levy ’26
This excellent advice will ensure that you win senior assassins and win the grand prize. I hope this advice helps you, and good luck to the future senior classes that participate. Make sure to stay dry!!