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Mr. Telesca’s roof has recently been replaced due to the termite infestation that broke out in his house! Law enforcements have captured all termites responsible for the destruction of his house. Witnesses on site stated that Mr. Telesca was seen yelling out every amendment broken by the suspects in question. Rumor has it, Mr. Telesca will be leading his own defense trial against the termites. Unknown sources report that the termites are attempting to plead insanity after having to take his AP United States history class last year.
In other news, Young Gravy and Addison Rae’s mother, Sheri, were seen attending the Video Music Award Show (VMAS) together. The two were seen sharing scarily intimate moments with one another.While some would call their coupling simply a crime, others would call it an atrocious, borderline insane offense against humanity. It doesn’t stop there, Young Gravy and Sheri incited the embarrassing rage to arise from Monty— Sheri’s ex husband, forcing all to watch a TikTok in which a grown man lip syncs to a screaming audio, while threatening to fight Young Gravy in a boxing match. Yes, this was a traumatizing thing to have watched, but what might help you cope is the new Taylor Swift album releasing on October 21!